The first guy to hear a parrot talk was probably not okay for days.
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mindfuck of the day
the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit
Why did you have to draw in the O and P
to distract everyone from the W
90% of the time I respond with “what?” I’m just buying myself time to think of a better response
Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe
The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things.
He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.
I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do
god bless you sir
Hawking is a treasure!
“Hey, do you own any cats?”
“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”
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